Bro stole $100M from his memecoin.
Spent it on Birkins for a girl.
She left him for a Twitch streamer.
All three Ha sisters hit unfollow.
The internet has 48 million witnesses.
This is Believe (LAUNCHCOIN) — formerly Ben Pasternak's flagship coin, rebranded after the original contract became radioactive. Peak price: $0.35. Current price: $0.001312. That is a 95.2% collapse from all-time high. Market cap: $1.68M on $479K daily volume — the liquidity of a coin the market has decided is worth approximately nothing. The chart does not lie. The chart never lies. This is where $100M in community money went to die.
// The Lore · The Saga · The Humiliation
Ben Pasternak — tech wunderkind, Y Combinator alumni, founder of Fluro — launched a memecoin. The community bought in. The bags pumped. Then, allegedly, $100 million vanished. Not into a product. Not into a team. Into the handbag budget of a girl who was not even his girlfriend for much longer. This is not a metaphor. This is a documented, viral, peer-reviewed catastrophe.
With the community's money allegedly redistributed into luxury goods, Ben proceeded to shower a girl with Hermès Birkin bags — each one worth more than most people's annual salary. The gesture was romantic. The outcome was not. She left him for a Twitch streamer. Not a billionaire. Not a founder. A man whose income comes from people watching him play video games. The market has spoken. The market is brutal.
"He can finally reinvest the hanbaag budget into flywheel"
— @cappisaurus, 48M views
When the breakup hit, it wasn't just his ex who cut ties. All three Ha sisters — the entire Ha family bloc — simultaneously unfollowed @pasternak. This is not a coincidence. This is a coordinated familial repudiation. The screenshots circulated. The discourse exploded. @cappisaurus posted. 48 million people watched a man get institutionally removed from a family's follower list. This is the content the internet was built for.
Every great cultural moment needs a coin. $PASTERCUCK is not here to make fun of a man. It is here to commemorate a moment — the precise intersection of crypto degeneracy, influencer culture, luxury goods, Twitch streaming, and familial rejection that produced over 50 million combined views in 48 hours. That is not a niche event. That is a macro narrative. Buy the narrative. Hold the narrative. Let the Twitch streamer hold the bags.
// On-Chain · Pump.fun · Solana